My Twitter archive of July 2018

In October 2022 I left Twitter. This is my tweet archive for July 2018.

Tweets

• #Agile at Scale is Snake Oil: https://t.co/DCT0CKru2p
• @benjamin https://t.co/SwKSPccn3P
• @_Tomalak Damn :/
• @_Tomalak I know some people that believe in tools like these, and that you "have to use them in the right way". "But what is the right way?" I ask. *crickets.wav*
• @_Tomalak When I first encountered SAFe, I thought it was satire...
• Someone interested in a writeup on how I integration-test code that delivers webhooks on @awscloud?
• @benjamin I liked the temperature vs time findings very interesting. It also explains why you can tell the difference between a real oven-baked pizza and one from an electrical oven.
• @nonfragil Product Owner = jemand der Anforderungen sammelt und in Abstimmung mit anderen priorisiert. Das ist keine unwichtige Aufgabe, aber auch nicht Rocket Science.
• @nonfragil In der IT hat alles einen fancy Titel, die aber in der Regel relativ sinnbefreit sind.
• @RidingWolf We have that figured out here in Trondheim: perfect sunshine and 25° on the weekend, now cloudy and below 20 today.
• "Just google “group of guys”!" 👏 https://t.co/E1ul7OKtps
• @hputzek @vicbergquist Hey all ...
• Very well done summary of asynchronous syntax in #JavaScript by @codebytere: https://t.co/r7UzUpTWeA
• "There is a bug in this blacklist" sounds like a normal thing a programmer would say, but is it really normal? In this great talk @brittanystoroz looks into the terms we use in our profession and how they limit other's ability to understand: https://t.co/zyI6gzM9zT
• @FranziskaNaja Klingelton so einstellen, dass es nur für bestimmte Nummern klingelt? https://t.co/bAAwM1a4Qq
• How to caption images on Twitter: https://t.co/xrtfZxT3u1
• @rinkkasatiainen Nice! We are going there as well in September. ;-)
• Good thread on how to find engineers in touch markets: go #remote https://t.co/omfW61DY7g
• @rradczewski Logitech C920 HD Pro Webcam https://t.co/UxcQEXqYVj
• The CfP for @EuroTestingConf is on: https://t.co/4njRWJhcaG This conference checks all the awesomeness boxes! 🌈 diverse speaker lineup because ✈️ they cover travel expenses and 💶 pay the speakers out of the surplus 💪 since it's a non-profit conference.
• I attended this year and here is my blog post about the experience: https://t.co/wIciLZoQYf
• s/touch/tough/
• @rradczewski We also have the Genius F100 Widecam https://t.co/XzfcME51Mn here, but the picture quality there is not awesome, and it has no auto-focus. But it's wiiiide. https://t.co/8Y2rVqiJI8
• @rradczewski Wait, *non*-wide angle?! I thought you needed moar angle.
• @rinkkasatiainen We'll be there 14-16th of September with @NordicTweets ...
• I made this GIF today for my @NordicTweets colleagues over in 'Merica and it sums up perfectly how I see that country: #Happy4thofJuly https://t.co/PUeJ3t1qwi
• @kaffeeringe @powtac Haha, drei-Felder-Tafeln und OHPs hatten wir nicht in jedem Raum...
• @toggleModal worst UX ever-
• "mainstream" also sounds right to might ...
• @toggleModal But you have a great website, which would be the a link in your intro text. Done.
• Commit early, commit often: https://t.co/SSS0UISc2D
• @miskaknapek I don't get it ...
• @NerdDream 👋 aus #Trondheim 🇳🇴 ... schwere Frage, spontan fallen mir da @darkhorseberlin @sipgateDE und @itagile ein wenn es um Unternehmen geht. Personen die sich viel mit dem Thema beschäftigen sind @findingmarbles @BjoernSchotte @svenfranke
• @miskaknapek Since it is part of the commit, any way you can display it easily. The GitHub blame view does that.
• @gr2m @getsentry is free for low usage.
• @gr2m @getsentry I can decide what to send to sentry ...
• @gr2m @getsentry Maybe AWS CloudWatch logs is cheaper then, if you log JSON you can query logs and configure Alerts. Free tier is big and then it's 50 cent / GB traffic. https://t.co/CexmuPU8uu
• @gr2m I use it daily, but it takes a while to get to know it. I agree, it is not very userfriendly.
• @Ocramius @markus1189 Haha! I happily add to the dumpster fire of markup languages: n ways to write multi-line strings. Refs, who-the-fuck thought we need that in a human readable-format. Indentation as syntax.
• @reconbot @gr2m What's shitty about search in CloudWatch logs for you?
• He might be coining a new term: XI - Extreme Integration How do you know that you code actually works, if it is not running in production? https://t.co/JEhh7PN0mV
• @reconbot @gr2m Ah, I see. I have alerts for errors (so I get the relevant details most of the time) and max lifetime of production logs of 30 days, so I haven't seen these problems yet.
• @khgdrn @Bahnhofsoma Der ist so süß, der Kleine ...
• @krahe sag mal, weißt Du ob trackle Bluetooh für die Kommunikation nutzt?
• On the weekend I hiked up to Vasfjellet, a 700m high mountaintop in the south of #Trondheim 🇳🇴 and had a fantastic view! https://t.co/9LPs48MuEM
• https://t.co/DoM2u9NCFA
• https://t.co/FHcJVLq2KW
• @ToH_82 Alter, wie beschissen muss man sein um seine Probleme bei den Kindern der Partner abzuladen.
• @itagile @NerdDream @darkhorseberlin @sipgateDE @findingmarbles @BjoernSchotte @svenfranke https://t.co/PSEGKnS8jD
• Let this trickle down your ears: https://t.co/nU7xPtRIpM #trancefamily
• @mirjam_diala Thank you! It means a lot to know that there are people like you who appreciate this! <3
• @jen_star @Mapbox I would try reaching out to Sales people on LinkedIn...
• The dickheads of @BlockchainHelix are sending unsolicited marketing emails. No wonder, the are getting "consulted" by SaveDroid ...
• @johncutlefish We won't come far in this discussion, if we don't bring our own ideas into it. We need to give architects material to work with. That's why I created this "Office design by an office hater" a while back: https://t.co/0tQSRCHPCh
• @krahe Ja, fände ich spannend @trackle_de ...
• @mirjam_diala @coseeaner https://t.co/TkUaWZMsM9
• Thread: https://t.co/ZAg6bBzb2o
• Handy (if you must write YAML): https://t.co/9jPcHu0g47
• First time I built a static site using @gatsbyjs and it was a great experience: you can use #React, have content from Markdown, a great developer experience, and when done, it spits out a super fast static site. 👏
• "Up to 32GB of DDR4 memory" !!! https://t.co/4tG5sFUpOV
• @janl Yeah, because of the bigger battery ... I'm easily clocking in at $4,000 😂
• Someone added a virus to an npm-package, which tries to steal npm credentials: https://t.co/d9BTvb3bma
• Wow, love it! https://t.co/OrG9Vpglyu
• Listening to @artucalvo of @AccentureDigi talking about #Microservices and #MessageBuses @GDGTrondheim. Thank you @Zedge for sponsoring pizza and drinks! https://t.co/k9dvzPRFrZ
• https://t.co/o5cUhO9Gf9 is now in the app store and offers users the ability to send an emergency distress signal to other nearby users. This should prevent dangerous situations from becoming even worse.
• According to the founder the idea came out of the event where a woman was raped here in #Trondheim 🇳🇴 while thousands of people were just a few meters away. 1 in 10 Norwegian women becomes a rape victim, he said.
• I would not have expected that there is a need here. 😮 For instance, when I'm hiking I see women hiking alone all the time.
• Norwegian hospitality: "There is more food and beer!" 10mins later: "Are you staying all night?!"
• The police in Trondheim likes the app. They say that drawing attention will oftentimes prevent a crime.
• https://t.co/bXqt1r4c4C "Further clarifying: npm will revoke all tokens issued before 2018-07-12 12:30 UTC. If you rolled your tokens after that time you will not need to re-issue them."
• Damn. I have so many projects on Travis set up with semantic-release. Good opportunity to do some spring cleaning.
• Someone seeing education for what it is: a good investment. https://t.co/hmN8okjznL
• @MaritvanDijk77 @recena @EuroTestingConf @KatjaBudnikov @marianneduijst @geeky_jazzy Absolutely! I wrote about the experience here: https://t.co/wIciLZoQYf
• "Silicon Valley moguls seem to believe they can fix most anything [...] If SV wants to help the world, there is a lot it can do, starting with making its own products safer and its own companies more just." https://t.co/UmL2DdbjvZ
• SAP fails to be implemented at LIDL which after spending €500M falls back to updating it's legacy software: https://t.co/vi2twqGaP0
• "Integration tests provide the best balance between cost, speed and confidence. Be careful about code coverage as too high aspirations there are likely counter-productive." - @eugen_kiss in https://t.co/4VEyk8pWCF
• It may be the best software developer compendium available today - my review of Code Craft by Pete Goodliffe: https://t.co/vwDlxdXyN1
• @dtanzer @eugen_kiss @jitterted Not yet, but will do!. One critique I have is the simplified view of what Integration tests cover vs. unit tests. @eugen_kiss uses this image which is IMO missing a third dimension. Integration tests will not cover code in the same depth as integration tests. https://t.co/F1A9uX5YbB
• @dtanzer @eugen_kiss @jitterted Because unit tests can cover cases which might not be able to reach when running the code through an integration test (e.g. a REST API in a layer above can filter out "bad requests", but when using the code from a CLI I can pass arguments which different characteristics).
• @RonJeffries @SoCraTes_Conf @wolframkriesing @Gaspard_PO @Singsalad @rradczewski @w3ltraumpirat @Lynoure
• Day one of #bgotrd18: driving from #Trondheim to #Bergen, we stop after 9 hours on the road in #førde. @ Førde https://t.co/DpD0dW0q4R
• What makes people embrace change? Here is your high-level summary in one page: https://t.co/DvREOzFZje
• In Norway 🇳🇴 even the road-trip is amazing: #bgotrd18 https://t.co/OwZSxHhiwa
• Sognefjord: https://t.co/vXPdeWl5Qv
• @jschirrmacher Cool! Where are you going?
• Bergen Hurtigbåt #bgotrd18 https://t.co/aQar0h1f32
• On day two of #bgotrd18 we arrived in Bergen and spent the day with beautiful weather in the city. It's buzzing with tourists these days and feels a little bit too much in contrast to… https://t.co/UDgfyVl39c
• Day three of #bgotrd18 is now actually in the direction Bergen -> Trondheim. After a quick stop at the Dale Factory Outlet we drive up to the Sognefjord and through the worlds longest car… https://t.co/1xjxh3Cfi8
• @domsom This PR nonsense sounds like nothing went wrong and everything is fine.
• We hiked up Molden today and got a fantastic view of the Sognefjord 🇳🇴: https://t.co/zYwjPcDAqR
• Low tech meets high tech: I love these Norwegian 🇳🇴 raspberry vending machines where you pay using your smartphone. https://t.co/opIACkv7wT
• Isn't this an amazing composition of colours and shapes? #Sognefjord 🇳🇴 https://t.co/Hn51glFSJ3
• In the afternoon we took a tiny ferry (which fits maybe 15 cars) over the for to Urnes where you can visit the oldest Stave Church in the world (from around 1100). You will also find… https://t.co/kj2X7xau7a
• You all can now add Rockstar programmer to your CV #rockstarlang 🤘 https://t.co/H6YmxtFdDu
• Here is a Norwegian 🇳🇴 book vending machine: https://t.co/zv356EoRGg
• We visited the amazing #fjærland today, which is a town that was only reachable by boat until 1994. The former ferry kiosk and around 20 buildings are stalls are now an open-air… https://t.co/uvEtSPZtJT
• Go visit #fjærland 🇳🇴! https://t.co/wOlZw0LADx
• @vanessayuenn Incorporated!
• @gazebo_c Here is a better shot: https://t.co/9QyHx6vqYd
• Evolutionary algorithm outperforms deep-learning machines at video games https://t.co/aw2hGFedpM
• @robsmallshire @gazebo_c Riktig!
• @maaretp Thanks! Norway is so easy to photograph!
• @jschirrmacher Yes, it's a special place (within all the other special places in Norway).
• Very good read on white people's inability to see themselves in racial terms and how we use all means of privilege to evade and deflect feedback if it challenges our self-constructed image: https://t.co/dCILm81Gc5
• Today at day 6 of #bgotrd18 we took the new Loen Skylift (Cloud Lift) which sets you back 505 NOK for the return trip. It takes you up 1000m from where we hiked further up to Staurinibba… https://t.co/xRofZb9tEr
• Good overview of what it requires to test a serverless application: https://t.co/8cIFkKyNxb
• Yesterday we drove to Geiranger. First we drove up #oldenfjord where we saw many waterfalls and at the end the Briksdals glacier again. We got lucky and arrived before the rain so we… https://t.co/386dztDLPi
• @timothep @lanyrd It's dead, Jim. @helloanselm is building the alternative: @colloq_io
• @NordicTweets @RoyoleOfficial Oh, I would love to get one of them. Is there maybe a rebate for Nordic employees?! 😇
• Estimates are not part of the product, ergo they are waste. Get rid of them. #noestimates https://t.co/K9WEktEI5H
• MS Finnmarken of @Hurtigruten today at Geirangerfjord Norway 🇳🇴: https://t.co/4FpUwLbB7a
• That's #whataboutism. My tests: document the product ensure the product keeps working make evolving the product safe. Also, good luck with #notests. https://t.co/skMPG1Qscm
• @pinguinpfleger @dc7590 https://t.co/MRAMpK64Wb
• @amokleben 😂 da schreibt sich einer die eigene Hölle schön.
• This is weird: https://t.co/cbSNL9xpCR
• Today started very cloudy so we opted for a late breakfast and a slow relaxing day in our Hytta. Later in the afternoon we went up a few steps and had a fantastic view over the fjord seeing… https://t.co/LIdGAUJa09
• Yesterday we drove from #geirangerfjord to the Atlantic. On our way we caught a fantastic view over the fjord from #Dalsnibba. Later we had a lunch break at the beautiful… https://t.co/OlnhIN69BO
• @rradczewski Sure. What kind of allergies are you focusing on?
• There is no other company in #rheinmainrocks land that does #futureofwork with more authenticity and enthusiasm than @qundg.This is your chance to learn from them: https://t.co/GX67351L48
• @mattsches True Detective
• @RidingWolf Where is this bar? I need to add it to my things to do once I visit Belgium.
• @wolframkriesing .study @GetDotStudy .courses @GetDotCourses The full list is here: https://t.co/RNsXzrZNWb #newgtlds
• When developing locally, use https because it behaves *significantly* different. Quick and easy way: use https://t.co/xG0mp6pque https://t.co/b2ltQSXSpY
• This conference offers childcare! 👏 @EuroTestingConf https://t.co/cENIkEULhP
• @tooky @johncutlefish It does what it's supposed to do, correct. It does its things in exactly one way. It separates business concerns from low level storage and transport concerns. It can be changed, in parts, without breaking others. It can be changed by many.
• Das wird schwierig in Deutschland. https://t.co/7AxS0H4C9e
• @Kiview Definitiv, das bringt dann aber andere Nachteile mit sich ...
• @calibanatspace @kojote Ja, 4/5 remote sollte bei @dbsystel in einigen Teams möglich sein. Ich finde das eine spannende Challenge!
• @abbyfuller We have the Nomatic Backpack and it's low-key and has great features and quality: https://t.co/7Fq33uXBxs https://t.co/fYi9atK6E8
• "The question remains open of what impacts of blockchain-based technology might emerge long after the clowns have departed." https://t.co/Dwv8X8wfMI
• WANT! https://t.co/D8PT7zOOri https://t.co/2FGXAkDPti
• @slsoftworks @gr2m You can GET /user https://t.co/XbATpUbnrG
• This is a great business idea to reduce consumption: @getgrover lets you rent expensive consumer electronics!
• Unfortunately this is also #Norge 🇳🇴 ... Not all Norwegians care about their nature and turn beautiful spots into illegal, toxic waste dumps. This is near #midsund and we saw a truck… https://t.co/wTe8CHL6yJ
• Today we drove from #ålesund to #kristiansund taking the scenic route via the #atlanterhavsveien. Again we had fantastic summer weather with nearly 30°C so we put our car's AC to good use… https://t.co/6Qc5LcxgJg
• @RidingWolf Well, we can give it one. Then rent a big lawn and let users pay for remote access ...
• Add this to your projects confluence page! https://t.co/wsBzWV3Upc
• @dtraub If you come by Trondheim, let me know!
• @dtraub Are you @socrates_conf this year? I will be there so I'm not in TRD during these days.
• Exceptionally wonderful how this conference enables everyone to learn and connect with the community. This is how we change as a profession! 👏👏👏 https://t.co/bg1JU0bH0J
• This is one thing I'm trying to update in my use of language: ban "just". https://t.co/IsVBg9Kncb
• Nokia 0815 https://t.co/rNDFjxYfRX
• Today we drove only two hours towards Trondheim for our stop at a very cosy AirBnB directly down at #surnadalsfjorden. We had a very relaxed day with a lot of sun and I took a swim in the… https://t.co/S80fCnGA2h